ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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