Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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