let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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