I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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