i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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