mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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