umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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