Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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