Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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