Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
My vagina just clenched in fear
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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