So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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