I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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