So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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