i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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