the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
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oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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