When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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