My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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