Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(740): View more from Ohio

the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless

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(512): View more from Texas

so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button

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(571): View more from Virginia

i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.

(570): View more from Pennsylvania

so you made the shocked face and they caught you.

(571): View more from Virginia

yup.

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(718): View more from New York

we need to drink 2009 down the drain

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(440): View more from Ohio

he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.

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(360): View more from Washington

While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.

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(972): View more from Texas

The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.

(313): View more from Michigan

That's dedication to the game.

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(631): View more from New York

You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low

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