Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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