i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
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Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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