I'm really into asian looking animals
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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