Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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