The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
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its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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