She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
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either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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