My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
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Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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