So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
