He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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