Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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