Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
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