Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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