a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
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She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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