he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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