You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
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Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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