Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
he was CRYING into my vagina
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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