i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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