I hope mine doesn't look like that
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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