ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It's official drugs can't kill me
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I had to cum in my sink.
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