OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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