North Korea, Best Korea!
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
either way he was missing a nipple.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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