do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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