I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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