is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
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And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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