As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
