D3 body, D1 cock
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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