Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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