Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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