It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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