Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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