i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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