I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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