what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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