I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
This house was built for laser tag.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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