: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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