She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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