It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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